These are THE SHIT, bro. I cringe when I see those little “shortcake” things that are like the shallowest bowl ever to put your strawberries in… ugh. Mine won’t act like a bowl, but it is about 9000% more delicious, without being too sweet. This is the recipe I always make for friends who don’t like desserts that are “too sweet” or “too rich” – this is just right for everyone.
Approximately. 😛
- 1.5 c. flour
- 1/4 c. sugar
- 1 tsp baking powder
- 1/4 tsp baking soda
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 1/3 c. cold butter
- 1 egg, lightly beaten
- 1/2 c. dairy sour cream
- 2 Tbs milk
- 5 c. sliced strawberries
- 3 Tbs sugar
- (optional) whipped cream
Preheat oven to 400 F. Lightly grease baking sheet; set aside.
Decide now if you want to use a pastry cutter (aka pastry blender, aka that thingy like a whisk had an affair with some brass knuckles) or an electric mixer, and subsequently whether you want to use a large mixing bowl or electric mixer bowl for the next step.
In the bowl you just decided to use, combine flour, 1/4 c. sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Incorporate butter in manner previously determined, until mixture resembles coarse crumbs.
In small bowl, combine lightly beaten egg, sour cream, and milk. Add to flour mixture; stir with fork until just moistened.
Drop dough into 8 large mounds on prepared baking sheet (you could make them smaller, I guess, but this way everyone gets one giant … scone blob thingy for themselves). Bake in preheated oven for 12-15 minutes, or until edges become golden. Transfer to wire rack and let cool.
Meanwhile, in large bowl, combine 4 c. strawberries and 3 Tbs sugar. Using a potato masher, mash berries SLIGHTLY and set aside.
When ready to serve, halve shortcakes like you’re going to use it as a hamburger bun, and then put the strawberries inside like a raw, oozing hamburger of delicious sweetness. Add whipped cream if you want to stretch this analogy to include “cheese” as “a sweeter and fluffier dairy product”. Top with extra sliced strawberries if any remain. Or don’t. You’re the boss.